Total Medals Earned: 7 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
accidentally blow yourself up
play sandbox mode
destroy every cake
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Quit a song once started
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
